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February 11


The first time I found out what Fifty Shades of Grey was seems FOREVER ago. Mostly because it was, but anyway, Jonathan (husband) and I were on vacation way back in 2013. There was a girl sitting in the pool reading the book. As I get in she GRABS MY ARM and says “OH MY GOSH HAVE […]

November 17

So You Want To Make Funfetti Cake From Scratch?

When I saw the title “How to Make Funfetti Cake From Scratch” on Huffington Post, I squealed. Not only do I LOVE funfetti cake, but my birthday is in 2 days and I have been scouring the internet for the perfect birthday cake. Would I do an “Anaconda” inspired chocolate cake with a “I’ve Got […]

November 10

Fall Pumpkin Pie Shot & Mason Jar Cider Cocktail Recipe

The best part about fall is pumpkin spice. I don’t care who you are, if you think pumpkin spice is dumb, you’re probably a hipster hater! Anyway, because Anna and I are so white and obviously love pumpkin spice (no matter how Basic Bitch it is) we scoured Pinterest trying to find the perfect way […]

October 30

Six Feet Under “Boozed Worms in Dirt” Trifle

      One day while Anna and I were talking about Halloween stuff, I mentioned this AMAZING dessert my friends mom used to make. Obviously, we are talking about Worms in Dirt! Or Worms and Dirt? Whatever it is it’s got smashed Oreo’s and chocolate pudding, You can’t go wrong. The only thing wrong […]

October 29

Harry Potter and the Buzzfeed Pumpkin Stencil and Boozey Butterbeer

Coming from New England and Anna coming from Washington, we both know a thing or two about how to “do fall” and I think we are doing it PRETTY well. After seeing a link on Buzzfeed for “18 Insanely Clever Pop Culture Pumpkin Stencils” we decided to give it a whirl. After chalking we were ready […]

October 25

The Dark Mark Cocktail and Butterbeer Cupcakes

By now you already know I put the COMPLETE recipe for the Butterbeer cupcakes HERE! A favorite treat among students vacationing in Hogsmeade, Butterbeer Cupcakes are sure to please any witch, or wizard in your life. He Who Must Not Be Named is rumored to have invented the recipe in potions class. Unable to turn […]

October 18

Butterbeer Cupcakes….. with Booze!

Okay so here’s a not-so-big surprise: we love Harry Potter. While Harry Potter is definitely a year-round thing, we decided that the fall is the best time to try out a butterbeer cupcake recipe! Warmth from butterscotch ganache drizzled, the brown sugar cupcake, whipped cream, oh, and booze. Of course it would be no Too Drunk Topangas […]

October 17

Too Drunk Beer Connoisseur’s: Oktoberfest Edition

Braids! Lederhosen! Germany! Hops! If it’s one thing you should know about us it’s that we know absolutely EVERYTHING there is to know about beer from brewing to hops and foam and pouring and something about fermentation? Notes of cherry and pumpkin something something. Okay, truth is we know nothing about beer except how to […]

October 17


This is probably our favorite video because it includes everything we couldn’t put in the original videos! Basically what happened was we got too drunk and forgot to turn the microphone on in the previous video, so you got this instead!!!! We hope you laugh with us and not at us.

October 11

Flaming Peartini with Flambéed Pears over Honeycomb Ice Cream

  Flambéed Pears over L.A Creamery Honeycomb Ice Cream and the Flaming Peartini OMG I CAN’T EVEN WITH THESE FALL RECIPES YOU GUYS! Fall used to be my favorite season until I had to get stupid married and live in Los Angeles, but hey, I need to just be thankful someone married me. Growing up in […]